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1. "Caught my good side... and my bad side... and my WEird side too!"
2. "Does this filter hide my double chin or emphasize it?"
3. "If selfies were illegal, I'd BE serving a life sentence."
4. "Selfie game so strong, I should start a gym for my arms."
5. "I woke up like this... just kidding, it took me an hour and a half to get ready."
6. "Just out here trying to capture my inner Beyonce... and failing miserably."
【适合发自拍的搞笑皮句】7. "When in doubt, take a selfie and add a filter."
8. "You CAN't spell 'selfie' without 'me'... coincidence? I think not."
9. "Trying to convince myself that I don't need to retake this photo 20 times."
10. "Yes, I have a lot of selfies... no, I'm not sorry about it."
11. "When I said I want to become a social media influencer, this is not what I meant."
12. "Contemplating if this selfie is worth the potential double chin."
13. "When my hair looks good but my face is a mess... the struggle is real."
14. "Just trying to keep up with the Kardashians... but failing miserably."
15. "When the lighting is on point, but my facial expression is questionable at best."
16. "Maybe if I take enough selfies, I'll eventually find one that looks good... right?"
17. "Just trying to document the evolution of my eyebrows over time."
18. "If only I was as photogenic as my dog."
19. "When in doubt, stick your tongue out and hope for the best."
20. "Selfies? More like 'cell-fies'... am I right or am I right?"
21. "Trying to make a sultry face and accidentally looking like a constipated fish."
22. "Wouldn't be caught dead without a good contour and a selfie stick."
23. "Posing for this selfie took more effort than my entire workout."
24. "Nailing the 'duck face' since 2008."
25. "When you're feeling yourself but the lighting doesn't agree... the struggle is real."
26. "Just trying to show off my new haircut... and my double chin apparently."
27. "Snapchat filters: making my selfies 110% more bearable since 2012."
28. "Wondering if I can get away with using a Snapchat filter in my passport photo."
29. "When you're trying to take a nice photo but your cat photobombs you."
30. "If only I could look as good in real life as I do in my selfies."
31. "Selfie stick: the ultimate weapon for fighting bad angles and double chins."
32. "I'm not addicted to taking selfies... I just have a lot of free time."
33. "Finally found a filter that makes me look like I didn't hit snooze six times this morning."
34. "When the wind ruins your photo but you post it anyways #nofilter."
35. "Trying to figure out if my selfie game is strong enough for the gram."
36. "When my makeup is on point but my phone camera won't cooperate."
37. "Taking a selfie to celebrate surviving another Monday."
38. "When you realize your entire camera roll is just selfies and pictures of your food."
39. "In a world of Instagram models, be a selfie queen."
40. "Trying to act cool for the camera and failing miserably."
41. "When you're trying to take a selfie but your hair has a mind of its own."
42. "Just trying to capture my best angles (spoiler alert: they don't exist)."
43. "When the camera adds 10 pounds... and you're already rocking a quarantine bod."
44. "Snapchat filters: because who has time for makeup anymore?"
45. "Finally found a filter that makes me feel like a Disney princess."
46. "When you accidentally take a selfie on your front camera... yikes."
47. "Trying to look cute in a selfie while wearing a face mask... the new normal."
48. "When you're trying to take a cute selfie but your cat has other plans."
49. "Just trying to take a selfie that matches my level of confidence."
50. "If I can't love myself, how am I supposed to love my selfies?"

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